I've picked a hell of a school to go to after a nasty breakup:

Are people at the University of Chicago actually as ugly and unsociable as we think?

and someone actually did a study to find out and, well, yes...

collegecuteness.com

Thankfully, I'll be living in the 3rd largest city in the country. So, I just have to remind myself every so often to leave campus. However, I've been told that's basically not an option for the first six months of so.

One grad student told me to be prepared for 700 pages of reading in some weeks.

So what's a few more months of celibacy. It's not like I'm anything but damaged goods these days. Yes, i am a broken toy. I am fragile and should not be played with. Does anyone have any duct tape.

Just keep on smokin'...